Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night keeps we bikers from the swift completion of our appointed rounds.

NOT UNLIKE THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE.


Although tonight was a lot colder than we've been used to lately, MFBN still had a great turn out despite the constant mist. I don't have pictures of tonight yet, but the lovely Ryan Green [aka CUPCAKE, for obvious reasons] will be providing pictures. Until then, at the top of this post is a photographic comparison of what tonight was like [minus that racing strip-esque bush ordeal.]

So without further ado, here were the highlights of tonight's ride:

1. Jenna Pucket supplied bubble wrap for us to ride over during the hang before ride out. Who doesn't like bubble wrap?
2. Danny McClain surprised us all with badass spoke cards that he made himself. There were several different ones with phrases including "YOU ARE NOT FECES, YOU ARE FANTASTIC", "YOU ARE NOT EXCREMENT YOU ARE EXCELLENT" and my personal favorite "YOU ARE NOT SHIT, YOU ARE CHAMPAGNE". On the bottom they said "From poop to positive", and on the back they read "YOU ARE NOT A NUMBER 2 AS LONG AS YOU ARE ALWAYS YOU". We love danny.
3. Slickest of the slick foot down. Causing lots of near collisions, and Hank the Tank to eat shit. In the end Charlie Hareford, aka CHARLES DARWIN, won, although it was reaaaaaal close between him and Jason Huber.
4. My tandem bike ate Yoseph's pant leg.
5. Wayne farting in the megaphone....A LOT.
6. SKID COMP! I got a lot of good footage of it, so GET READY. HANK the TANK won the 1st round, then Charlie won the 2nd round, although it was nearly a tie between him and Jason. Hank promptly ate shit on the slippery slant, yet again.
So I'ma wrap this up with last week's bike night footage. Which for some reason, Vimeo added another several minutes of nothing to the end. You'll see what i'm talking about. Wayne filmed the actual riding footage and I got everything else. Keep your eyes peeled to see Ed by the cop car with the beer. Music by DIPLO, NEON INDIAN, and CHEAP TIME.
This week's should be up by Saturday or Sunday, and should be the best to come.

MFBN V from Natalie Newberry on Vimeo.